Getting older? Nah—you’re just running on bonus time! This funny t-shirt flips the script on aging with the clever phrase “I Don’t Call It Getting Old, I Call It Outliving the Warranty.” Perfect for anyone who embraces life’s wear and tear with humor, it’s a lighthearted reminder that you’re not broken—you’re just a limited edition classic.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt keeps you comfortable while letting your sense of humor shine. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, cracking jokes with friends, or just showing off your timeless personality, this tee is guaranteed to get smiles and laughs.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Classic unisex fit—great for men and women
Hilarious design for everyday wear
Perfect birthday gift for anyone with a good sense of humor about aging
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
