Planning for the future never looked this funny. This “I Did Some Financial Planning and It Looks Like I Can Retire at 97 and Live Comfortably for Eleven Minutes” t-shirt is a lighthearted take on the realities of adulting and the dream of retirement that always feels just out of reach.
Witty, relatable, and full of charm, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s juggling bills, budgets, and big dreams — and laughing through it all. Wear it to work, casual outings, or lazy weekends, and let your humor do the talking.
• Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit — flattering and easy to style
• Perfect for adults with a sense of humor about “grown-up life”
• Great gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone planning their 11-minute retirement
• Funny, smart, and instantly relatable
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
