Serve honesty with a side of sass in this “I’d Tell You To Relax, But Hypocr*sy Isn’t My Hobby” t-shirt! Perfect for realists, straight-shooters, and anyone who believes in saying it like it is, this tee adds humor and truth to every outfit — no fake positivity required.
Soft, stylish, and effortlessly sarcastic, it’s ideal for chill days, social hangs, or anytime you want to remind people that you don’t preach what you can’t practice.
Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit for truth-tellers and no-nonsense personalities
A funny, relatable tee for people who don’t do fake calm or forced zen
Makes a great gift for friends who keep it real (sometimes too real 😌🔥)
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
