Patience: low supply, high demand. This “I’d Stay Calm, But People Keep Testing My Patience Like It’s a Hobby” hoodie is for anyone who starts the day with good intentions — and ends it wondering how humanity made it this far. Perfect for the easily irritated, sarcastically enlightened, and anyone who’s just one more nonsense moment away from snapping.
Whether you’re navigating work, traffic, or daily human interactions, this hoodie says it all — calm isn’t the problem, people are. Cozy, witty, and brutally honest, it’s your new uniform for surviving the public.
• Soft, plush fabric for comfort while silently screaming inside
• Relaxed unisex fit for patience-depleted legends and professional eye-rollers
• Ideal for introverts, office survivors, and anyone whose tolerance is on backorder
• A hilarious gift for friends who’ve mastered the art of fake calm and real sass
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
