I’d Say I’m Fine, But That Would Be False Advertising at This Point Hoodie

This “I’d Say I’m Fine, But That Would Be False Advertising at This Point” hoodie is for anyone who’s perfected the art of functioning while mildly falling apart. Equal parts humor and honesty, it’s your wearable disclaimer for those days when “fine” is a stretch and sarcasm is your coping mechanism.

Perfect for the emotionally drained, mentally done, and anyone who answers “I’m fine” with a laugh that’s 83% pain and 17% caffeine. Whether you’re surviving work, people, or just existing, this hoodie says what your face already did.

• Soft, cozy fabric for comfort through your daily “fine” performances
• Relaxed unisex fit for tired souls, emotional realists, and sarcasm experts
• Ideal for anyone who handles chaos with humor and low enthusiasm
• A hilarious, painfully accurate gift for friends who are “fine” — but not really