This “I’d Relax More If Overthinking Didn’t Count as My Full-Time Mental Workout” hoodie is for the restless minds that never clock out. Perfect for overthinkers, analyzers, and anyone who can turn a simple thought into a three-part psychological thriller before bedtime.
Soft, cozy, and brutally relatable, this hoodie lets the world know that relaxation isn’t laziness — it’s just impossible when your brain insists on running emotional marathons for fun.
• Plush fleece fabric for comfort during your next mental over analysis session
• Relaxed unisex fit for thinkers, worriers, and late-night philosophers
• Ideal for lounging, spiraling, or pretending you’re calm in public
• A funny, relatable gift for anyone whose brain refuses to chill
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
