This “I’d Make Better Choices If Consequences Came with Previews or Trailer Warnings” hoodie is for anyone who’s ever wished life came with a spoiler alert. Perfect for the impulsive, the curious, and those who specialize in learning lessons the hard way — with style and sarcasm intact.
Soft, cozy, and painfully relatable, this hoodie reminds everyone that hindsight may be 20/20, but foresight clearly skipped the memo.
• Plush fleece for comfort during post-decision reflection time
• Relaxed unisex fit for thinkers, overthinkers, and “oops” experts
• Ideal for casual outings, deep regrets, or laughing at your own bad choices
• A hilarious gift for anyone who loves to say, “Well, that escalated quickly.”
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
