Sometimes staying calm just isn’t on the agenda — and this “I’d Love to Stay Calm, But Fuck That Energy” t-shirt says it exactly how it is. Perfect for unapologetic spirits, high-energy personalities, and anyone who refuses to fake chill when life gets loud, this tee brings humor, honesty, and chaos-in-style to your wardrobe.
Soft, edgy, and made for those who are done pretending to be serene, it’s great for everyday wear, hangouts, or the days when patience clearly didn’t clock in.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit for bold, unfiltered humans
A funny, relatable tee for the proudly dramatic and delightfully intense
Makes an awesome gift for friends who don’t “stay calm” — they own their energy
Why be quiet when chaos fits better? Wear it loud.
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
