I’d Love to Say I Care, But That Would Qualify as False Advertising at This Point Sweatshirt

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Compassion is beautiful — when you have some left to give. This “I’d Love to Say I Care, But That Would Qualify as False Advertising at This Point” sweatshirt is for the days when your empathy tank is empty, your patience has evaporated, and pretending is just not on the schedule.

Perfect for chronic overthinkers, socially drained humans, and anyone who's hit their weekly limit on emotional labor. Whether you're mentally checked out, politely nodding with zero interest, or simply prioritizing your peace, this sweatshirt does the talking so you don’t have to fake concern.

• Soft, cozy fabric for maximum comfort while emotionally unavailable
• Relaxed unisex fit for tired souls, introverted legends, and sarcasm-first communicators
• Ideal for office survivors, retail warriors, and anyone running on caffeine and low tolerance
• A brutally honest gift for friends who care deeply — just not today

Size Guide  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50

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