Relaxation? A beautiful concept. Reality? Stress holding on like it pays rent. This “I’d Love to Relax, But Stress Insists on Being Clingy, Dramatic, and Permanently Attached to Me” sweatshirt is for the overthinkers, the worriers, and the people whose anxiety refuses to take a day off — or even a lunch break.
Perfect for anyone who tries to chill, but stress pops up like, “Hey, bestie, miss me?” Whether you're attempting self-care, scrolling for peace, or pretending you’re fine in public, this cozy sweatshirt tells the truth in style: the struggle to relax is real, and stress is the most toxic cling-on of all time.
• Ultra-soft, comforting fabric for maximum coziness while mentally fighting chaos
• Relaxed unisex fit made for tired brains and permanently tense shoulders
• Ideal for anxious achievers, exhausted adults, and anyone who needs a break but can’t seem to take one
• A hilariously relatable gift for stress magnets, overthinkers, and mental gymnasts everywhere
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
