Mornings are great — for other people. This “I’d Love to Be a Morning Person, But My Attitude Refuses to Participate Before Caffeine” sweatshirt is the official uniform for those who rise… but do not shine until caffeine kicks in. If your personality needs a warm-up, your patience loads slowly, and your attitude doesn't clock in until the first sip, this is your daily truth in wearable form.
Perfect for slow starters, coffee loyalists, and anyone whose morning vibe sits somewhere between “don’t talk to me yet” and “I promise I’ll be nice after espresso.” Comfortable, relatable, and unapologetically honest — because caffeine isn’t a luxury, it’s a personality switch.
• Soft, cozy fabric for cranky mornings and caffeine-dependent survival
• Relaxed unisex fit for sleepy souls and brew-before-chat believers
• Ideal for barista-line warriors, early-meeting survivors, and brunch-time personalities
• The perfect gift for anyone who greets the day with a groan and a coffee order
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
