This “I’d Handle Adulthood Better If Naps and Snacks Were Legally Required Breaks” hoodie speaks the honest truth — adulthood would be 1000% more manageable if it came with snack time and nap time. Perfect for anyone barely surviving the daily grind on caffeine, sarcasm, and sheer willpower.
Cozy, witty, and painfully relatable, this hoodie is your official protest against the no-nap policy of grown-up life.
• Ultra-soft fleece for much-needed comfort between responsibilities
• Relaxed unisex fit for tired adults, snack enthusiasts, and nap advocates alike
• Great for work-from-home days, lazy weekends, or emotional recovery sessions
• A perfect gift for anyone who deserves a snack break and a solid nap
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |