Who needs a couch when sarcasm works just as well? This “I’d Go to Therapy But Sarcasm Is Currently My Primary Coping Mechanism” hoodie is for anyone who navigates life with a sharp wit, a healthy dose of eye-rolling, and humor that doubles as emotional armor.
Perfect for the unapologetically sarcastic, the emotionally exhausted, and anyone whose coping skills involve more laughs than deep breathing exercises. Whether you’re surviving work, family, or just life in general, this hoodie shows the world your therapy style — verbal, witty, and relentless.
• Soft, cozy fabric for comfort while delivering sarcasm like a pro
• Relaxed unisex fit for humor enthusiasts, overthinkers, and self-proclaimed sass experts
• Ideal for friends, coworkers, or anyone who prefers snark over self-help books
• A hilarious gift for sarcastic souls who handle life one witty remark at a time
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
