Smart, sarcastic, and dangerously allergic to nonsense — this “I’d Explain Myself, But I’m Allergic to Stupid Questions” sweatshirt is made for the minds moving too fast to entertain foolishness. If you value logic, clarity, and peace over pointless conversations, this cozy statement piece does the talking for you — with attitude and class.
Perfect for sharp thinkers, witty souls, and anyone who’s tired of answering questions that never should’ve been asked in the first place. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the world know your patience comes with limits — and consequences.
Soft, cozy fabric for luxury comfort with a side of sass
Unisex fit for clever, confident personalities
A witty, relatable piece for people who always choose wisdom over nonsense
Perfect gift for quick thinkers, sarcasm masters, and zero-nonsense legends
| Size Guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
