This “I’d Be Nicer, But Reality Keeps Giving Me Reasons to Reconsider Constantly” hoodie is for those who try to be kind — until life (and people) make that mission impossible. Equal parts sarcastic and relatable, it’s the perfect armor for anyone whose patience has a shorter lifespan than their morning coffee.
Soft, snarky, and effortlessly cool, this hoodie captures the daily struggle of staying polite in a world that keeps testing your limits.
• Cozy fleece fabric for when you’re trying not to lose it (again)
• Relaxed unisex fit for maximum comfort during minimum tolerance moments
• Perfect for work, errands, or silently judging humanity in public
• A hilarious gift for anyone whose kindness has an expiration date
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
