Overthinkers, this one’s for you. The “I’d Answer Texts Faster If Overthinking Didn’t Require a Full Approval Process” hoodie perfectly sums up the daily struggle of wanting to reply — but needing to mentally rehearse every possible version first. Equal parts funny and painfully accurate, it’s made for anyone whose brain runs a full committee meeting before hitting “send.”
Whether you’re drafting the perfect response, analyzing the tone of a “k,” or replaying a message you sent three days ago, this hoodie gets it. It’s cozy, sarcastic, and brutally honest — just like your internal dialogue.
• Soft, plush fabric for comfort during your next mental debate
• Relaxed unisex fit for maximum overthinking comfort
• Ideal for introverts, texters with anxiety, and chronic re-readers of sent messages
• A thoughtful (and hilarious) gift for friends who take “let me think about it” very seriously
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
