Receipts don’t lie. This “I Checked My Receipt and I Didn’t Buy Any of Your Drama” t-shirt is the perfect comeback for anyone who refuses to get dragged into other people’s nonsense.
Funny, bold, and just the right amount of petty, this tee is ideal for casual days, hangouts, or anywhere you want to make it clear you’re drama-free (and proud of it).
Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—great for men and women
Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or keeping your peace in style
A fun gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone allergic to drama
Witty, playful, and guaranteed to spark laughs (and maybe some side-eye)
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
