For those days when life feels like too much, this shirt says it all so you don’t have to. Featuring the hilarious and oh-so-relatable phrase “I Can't Decide If I Need A Hug, an XL Coffee, 6 Shots of Vodka, Or 2 Weeks of Sleep,” it’s the ultimate mood tee for anyone juggling stress, exhaustion, and a good sense of humor.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this tee is as comfy as it is funny. Wear it to work, around the house, or out with friends—you’ll definitely get some knowing nods (and maybe a few offers to help with one of those options).
Soft cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit that flatters both men and women
Perfect mix of sarcasm and honesty
A great gift for coffee lovers, vodka fans, and anyone in desperate need of a nap
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
