Make your priorities clear with this “I Can Only Please One Person Per Day—Today Is Not Your Day” t-shirt. Funny, bold, and a little sarcastic, this tee is perfect for anyone who values honesty with a touch of humor.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear—whether you’re at work, lounging at home, or just reminding people where they stand. A great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates witty humor.
Soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit for men and women
Perfect for casual wear, work, or gifting
Sarcastic and funny design for people who keep it real
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
