For those who are done with people-pleasing, this sarcastic tee lays down the law in the funniest way possible. Perfect for anyone with a blunt sense of humor, it’s a witty reminder that your happiness comes first—and everyone else can take a number.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt delivers comfort with a side of attitude. Great for casual wear, social hangouts, or shutting down unwanted requests before they even start.
Soft, durable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit, perfect for men and women
Bold, sarcastic design that makes a clear statement
Great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a no-nonsense attitude
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or adding humor to your day
