The “I Can Keep My Mouth Shut But You Can Read the Subtitles on My Face” t-shirt is made for those of us who don’t even need to speak to be understood. You might stay quiet, but your expressions spill all the tea—loud, clear, and sometimes brutally honest. Whether it’s an eye roll, a smirk, or that raised eyebrow, your face does all the talking, and this shirt says it proudly.
Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend, this tee is as comfortable as it is witty. Its unisex fit makes it perfect for anyone with a face that refuses to keep secrets. Wear it to work, family gatherings, or casual hangouts and watch people laugh because they know it’s true.
Super soft and lightweight for all-day wear
Unisex fit that flatters every shape and size
A funny, relatable shirt for expressive souls who can’t hide what they’re thinking
Perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone whose face has “no chill”
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
