Funny, fierce, and a little dangerous—this tee says it all! The “I Avoid People Because My Temper Can Go From 0 To Life In Prison In 2 Seconds” shirt is perfect for anyone with a fiery personality and zero tolerance for nonsense. Made from a soft cotton blend, it’s comfy enough for everyday wear while letting the world know not to push your buttons.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit that works for men and women
A hilarious, sarcastic gift for friends who can’t hide their temper
Great for casual wear, hangouts, or making a bold statement
Because some warnings deserve to be taken seriously.
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
