With age comes wisdom—and zero patience for fake niceties. The “I Am Not Mean, I Am Just Too Old To Pretend I Like You” t-shirt is the perfect mix of honesty and humor for those who proudly say it like it is.
Bold, funny, and unapologetically real, this tee is ideal for anyone who’s earned the right to stop pretending. Wear it to family gatherings, casual outings, or anywhere you want to make people laugh (and think twice).
Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—perfect for men and women
Great for casual wear, reunions, or relaxed weekends
A hilarious gift for parents, grandparents, or anyone with a blunt sense of humor
Straightforward, witty, and full of personality
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
