Some sounds are just too much to handle. The “I Am Not Emotionally Equipped To Deal With The Sound Of Someone Chewing” t-shirt is a hilarious nod to anyone who gets instantly irritated by loud eaters.
Relatable, witty, and just a little dramatic, this tee is perfect for people with sensitive ears and zero patience for chewing noises. Wear it at home, to casual outings, or whenever you need a funny way to warn others—it’s guaranteed to get knowing laughs.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit—great for men and women alike
Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or social gatherings
A hilarious gift for friends who hate mouth noises
Bold, funny, and instantly relatable
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
