Funny, bold, and brutally unapologetic. The “HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING PEOPLE DON’T LIKE YOU? …WITH NO UNDERWEAR IN CASE THEY WANT TO KISS MY ASS” t-shirt is made for those who thrive on confidence, sarcasm, and not giving a single damn. It’s the ultimate clapback in fabric form—sharp, witty, and impossible to ignore.
Designed for people who own their attitude and wear their humor loud, this tee turns honesty into a statement piece. Whether you’re serving looks, laughs, or a little shock value, it delivers comfort with a fearless edge. Because being liked is optional—being legendary is not.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, easygoing feel
• High-quality print built to last
• Perfect for casual wear, nights out, or gifting to someone who lives unbothered
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
