Turn confidence into a fashion statement with this “He’s Got Me, So the Competition’s Basically Retired” t-shirt! Made for the bold, self-assured, and playfully cocky, this tee celebrates the kind of love that comes with bragging rights — and just a touch of sass.
Soft, stylish, and packed with personality, it’s perfect for date nights, casual hangouts, or any moment when you want to remind the world that when you’re taken… the rest don’t stand a chance.
Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit for confident queens and secure relationships
Flirty, bold, and funny — ideal for couples with a sense of humor
Makes a great gift for girlfriends, fiancées, wives, or anyone who knows they’re the prize
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
