Funny, cheeky, and unapologetically self-aware. The “The Goal Is To Be A Skinny Bitch. So Far, I'm Just A Bitch. Halfway There, Baby” T-shirt turns body goals into a hilarious self-deprecating joke. With plenty of attitude and zero pressure to take yourself too seriously, this statement tee celebrates progress—or at least the entertaining way of looking at it.
Perfect for funny women, sarcastic personalities, self-deprecating humor lovers, confident friends, and anyone who can laugh at their own goals and imperfections, this tee is sure to spark laughs and knowing smiles.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a hilarious sense of humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
