The “Excuse the Mess I Am a Shitty Housewife” t-shirt is for anyone who would rather keep it real than pretend their home is Pinterest-perfect. Equal parts funny and honest, this tee embraces the chaos with a wink and a laugh. Whether you hate cleaning, have better things to do, or just don’t care to fake perfection, this shirt says it all for you.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s comfy enough for tackling chores—or ignoring them altogether. With its unisex fit, it’s perfect for anyone who knows that life’s too short to stress over spotless floors and folded laundry.
Soft cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit that works for everyone
A hilarious, relatable design for imperfect homemakers
Perfect gift for moms, wives, or anyone who would rather laugh than scrub
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
