For those moments when sarcasm is your love language, this shirt says what you’re really thinking! The “Ever Look At Someone And Think Why Has No One Hit You With A Shovel Yet” tee is bold, funny, and perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor. Great for casual wear, hangouts, or just making people laugh (and maybe raise an eyebrow), this shirt is made with a soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort.
Soft, high-quality cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit that looks great on everyone
A hilarious gift for friends with a sharp, sarcastic sense of humor
Perfect for casual wear, parties, or sparking conversations
Because sometimes your inner thoughts deserve a spot on a t-shirt.
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
