{"product_id":"drop-something","title":"If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I’d ‘Drop Something On T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny, cheeky, and just a little bit savage — the “If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I’d… ‘Drop Something On’” T-shirt is for those who keep a mental list and a great sense of humor about it. It’s playful attitude with a mischievous twist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for sarcasm lovers, bold personalities, and anyone who enjoys a bit of harmless shade, this tee turns everyday thoughts into a laugh-out-loud statement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear\u003cbr\u003e• Eye-catching design with a witty, edgy vibe\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for casual wear, hangouts, or conversation starters\u003cbr\u003e• Great gift for those who keep it funny… and a little petty\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34–37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38–41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42–45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46–49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50–53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54–57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Grandma","offers":[{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":51790958854430,"sku":"1584142_4081","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":51790958887198,"sku":"1584142_4082","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":51790958919966,"sku":"1584142_4083","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":51790958952734,"sku":"1584142_4084","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":51790958985502,"sku":"1584142_4085","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":51790959018270,"sku":"1584142_5299","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 4XL","offer_id":51790959051038,"sku":"1584142_5314","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":51790958362910,"sku":"1584142_8923","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":51790958395678,"sku":"1584142_8924","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":51790958428446,"sku":"1584142_8925","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":51790958461214,"sku":"1584142_8926","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":51790958493982,"sku":"1584142_8927","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":51790958526750,"sku":"1584142_8928","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":51790958559518,"sku":"1584142_8929","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":51790958592286,"sku":"1584142_12878","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":51790958625054,"sku":"1584142_9395","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":51790958657822,"sku":"1584142_9396","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":51790958690590,"sku":"1584142_9397","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":51790958723358,"sku":"1584142_9398","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":51790958756126,"sku":"1584142_9399","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":51790958788894,"sku":"1584142_9400","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":51790958821662,"sku":"1584142_9401","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":51790959083806,"sku":"1584142_4136","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":51790959116574,"sku":"1584142_4137","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":51790959149342,"sku":"1584142_4138","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":51790959182110,"sku":"1584142_4139","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":51790959214878,"sku":"1584142_4140","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":51790959247646,"sku":"1584142_5303","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":51790959280414,"sku":"1584142_5318","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":51790959313182,"sku":"1584142_6948","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":51790959345950,"sku":"1584142_6949","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":51790959378718,"sku":"1584142_6950","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":51790959411486,"sku":"1584142_6951","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":51790959444254,"sku":"1584142_6952","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":51790959477022,"sku":"1584142_6953","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":51790959509790,"sku":"1584142_6954","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":51790959542558,"sku":"1584142_12876","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":51790959575326,"sku":"1584142_4026","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":51790959608094,"sku":"1584142_4027","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":51790959640862,"sku":"1584142_4028","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":51790959673630,"sku":"1584142_4029","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":51790959706398,"sku":"1584142_4030","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":51790959739166,"sku":"1584142_8447","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":51790959771934,"sku":"1584142_8448","price":29.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0916\/2873\/2702\/files\/GOLD_63f9a0b6-62ff-427f-8868-fbeedc2b6aea.jpg?v=1777403847","url":"https:\/\/cheekygrandma.com\/products\/drop-something","provider":"Cheeky Grandma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}