Getting older doesn’t mean losing your sense of humor! The “Don’t Worry About Getting Older, You’re Still Gonna Do Dumb Stuff Only Slower” tee is perfect for anyone who embraces aging with a smile (and maybe a few laugh lines). This shirt delivers the perfect mix of sass, wit, and truth—making it a hilarious choice for birthdays, retirement parties, or just everyday wear. Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s designed for all-day comfort whether you’re moving fast… or a little slower these days.
Soft, high-quality cotton blend for comfort that lasts
Unisex fit that looks great on everyone
A hilarious gift for birthdays, milestones, or retirees
Perfect conversation starter for parties and casual outings
Because no matter your age, life’s too short not to laugh at yourself!
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
