Funny, blunt, and unapologetically honest. The “Don’t Worry About Growing Older — You’ll Still Do Stupid Stuff, Only Slower!” t‑shirt is made for those who love to laugh at life’s realities. It delivers humor with a sharp, confident edge, turning aging into a reason to smile (and roll your eyes).
Perfect for anyone who enjoys sarcasm, playful honesty, and keeping life light—while staying comfortable and casual.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, confident vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, weekends, or gifting to someone who embraces aging with humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
