Witty, bold, and darkly hilarious. The “Don’t Piss Off Old People — The Older We Get, the Less Life in Prison Is a Deterrent” t-shirt delivers sharp humor with a fearless edge. It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm and age-earned attitude, making it clear that experience comes with zero tolerance for nonsense.
Made for those who embrace their unapologetic humor and aren’t afraid to make a statement, this tee pairs comfort with confidence for everyday wear.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, confident feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual outings, social gatherings, or gifting to someone who’s earned their attitude
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |