Tough times make tougher people. This “Don’t Mess with Me, I’m a Wooden Spoon, Lead Paint, No Car Seat, No Bike Helmet, Pickup Bed Ridin’, Garden Hose Drinking Survivor” t-shirt is a hilarious badge of honor for anyone who grew up in the “good old days” when safety standards were… optional.
Funny, edgy, and packed with nostalgia, this tee is perfect for anyone who survived childhood without bubble wrap and lived to tell the tale. Whether you’re sharing laughs with friends, rocking it at a family BBQ, or just reminding people not to mess with your generation, this shirt says it all.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—great for men and women alike
Perfect for casual wear, throwback parties, or everyday humor
A funny gift for Gen Xers, older millennials, and anyone raised “old school”
Bold, witty, and guaranteed to spark laughs (and memories)
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
