Show off fearless attitude and a sense of humor with the “Don’t Mess With Cranky Short Women — We May Have to Hop on Counters to Get Stuff, Don’t Think We Can’t Hop on You Like a Spider Monkey” T-shirt. Perfect for short women who are feisty, fearless, and full of personality, this tee turns sass and spunk into a hilarious statement.
Bold, playful, and impossible to ignore, it’s made for anyone who refuses to let height—or attitude—hold them back.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed unisex fit for easy, casual styling
• Witty, unforgettable message that captures spunky energy
• Great for casual outings, gifting to the feisty women in your life, or just showing off your inner spider monkey
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
