Funny, bold, and unapologetically sassy. The “My Heart Has No Room for You — But the Trunk of My Car Definitely Does” T-shirt is for anyone who knows how to set boundaries… with a side of dark humor. Because some people just don’t deserve space in your life… or your heart.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, bold personalities, and anyone who enjoys turning attitude into a laugh-out-loud statement, this tee makes “don’t mess with me” stylish. Wear it when you want to keep people guessing—and laughing.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed fit ideal for casual outings or lounging
• Bold, eye-catching text that sparks laughs and double-takes
• A hilarious gift for friends, family, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
