{"product_id":"death9","title":"Back Off Before I Make Your Death Look Accidental T-Shirt","description":"Dark, savage, and sarcastic. The “Back Off Before I Make Your Death Look Accidental” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves edgy, over-the-top humor.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft, comfortable fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bold, eye-catching print\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great gift for dark humor lovers\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Grandma","offers":[{"title":"Turquoise \/ S","offer_id":60534143844638,"sku":"3821523_4176","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ M","offer_id":60534143877406,"sku":"3821523_4177","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ L","offer_id":60534143910174,"sku":"3821523_4178","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ XL","offer_id":60534143942942,"sku":"3821523_4179","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turquoise \/ 2XL","offer_id":60534143975710,"sku":"3821523_4180","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":60534143353118,"sku":"3821523_8923","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":60534143385886,"sku":"3821523_8924","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":60534143418654,"sku":"3821523_8925","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":60534143451422,"sku":"3821523_8926","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":60534143484190,"sku":"3821523_8927","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":60534143516958,"sku":"3821523_8928","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":60534143549726,"sku":"3821523_8929","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":60534143582494,"sku":"3821523_12878","price":41.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":60534143615262,"sku":"3821523_9395","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":60534143648030,"sku":"3821523_9396","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":60534143680798,"sku":"3821523_9397","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":60534143713566,"sku":"3821523_9398","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":60534143746334,"sku":"3821523_9399","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":60534143779102,"sku":"3821523_9400","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":60534143811870,"sku":"3821523_9401","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":60534144008478,"sku":"3821523_4136","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":60534144041246,"sku":"3821523_4137","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":60534144074014,"sku":"3821523_4138","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":60534144106782,"sku":"3821523_4139","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":60534144139550,"sku":"3821523_4140","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":60534144172318,"sku":"3821523_5303","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":60534144205086,"sku":"3821523_5318","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":60534144237854,"sku":"3821523_6948","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":60534144270622,"sku":"3821523_6949","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":60534144303390,"sku":"3821523_6950","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":60534144336158,"sku":"3821523_6951","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":60534144368926,"sku":"3821523_6952","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":60534144401694,"sku":"3821523_6953","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":60534144434462,"sku":"3821523_6954","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":60534144467230,"sku":"3821523_12876","price":41.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0916\/2873\/2702\/files\/7_2378d929-ddc2-4513-95fd-c0b7eb076e96.png?v=1792839138","url":"https:\/\/cheekygrandma.com\/products\/death9","provider":"Cheeky Grandma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}