Shoot for the stars with this “Dear UFO Pilots, I’m Packed and Ready to Relocate—I’ll Bring the Wine” t-shirt. Funny, witty, and a little out of this world, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s ready to ditch Earth’s chaos and party with the aliens instead.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s designed for everyday comfort—whether you’re stargazing, hanging with friends, or just daydreaming about your intergalactic escape. A great gift for space lovers, wine enthusiasts, and anyone with a cosmic sense of humor.
Soft cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit for both men and women
Perfect for casual wear, parties, or gifting
Quirky, funny design for alien and wine fans alike
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
