Bring the holiday sass with this “Dear Santa, All I Want Is a Fat Bank Account & a Skinny Body — Please Don’t Mix It Up Again Like Last Year!” hoodie. Perfect for anyone who loves Christmas, laughs at their own chaos, and still believes Santa might get it right one day.
Cheeky, relatable, and full of seasonal personality, this hoodie is ideal for holiday parties, cozy nights, or anyone who enjoys a little self-aware humor with their gift wish list. Wear it as your official December manifesto — festive, funny, and slightly desperate in the best way.
• Soft, warm fleece — perfect for chilly holiday nights and gift-list negotiations
• Relaxed unisex fit — comfy enough for cocoa sipping, shopping, and seasonal sarcasm
• Great for Christmas lovers, humor fans, and anyone who wants the “right” kind of fat this year
• A hilarious holiday gift for friends who appreciate honesty wrapped in festive cheer
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
