No regrets, just rice. The “Dear Ex, If I Could Go Back to the Day I Met You I Would Stay at Home and Cook Rice One by One” t-shirt is the ultimate breakup clapback. Equal parts petty and hilarious, it’s perfect for anyone who’s ever looked back at a bad relationship and thought, literally anything would’ve been better.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee delivers comfort while serving up sarcasm. Wear it as your badge of survival, your inside joke, or just a reminder that cooking rice beats cooking up drama.
Premium cotton blend for lasting comfort
Unisex fit, perfect for casual everyday wear
Bold, witty design that makes a statement
Great gift for the freshly single, the happily healed, or the forever petty
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
