The “Damn It I Really Had My Heart Set on Waking Up Rich and Energetic Today” t-shirt perfectly sums up that daily disappointment we all feel. It’s funny, sarcastic, and way too relatable for anyone who drags themselves out of bed wishing life came with a jackpot and a caffeine boost.
Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend, this tee keeps you comfy while you face the reality of another not-so-glamorous morning. With its unisex fit, it’s perfect for anyone who lives on hope, humor, and coffee.
Lightweight cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit for men and women
Hilarious, relatable design for tired souls
Great gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who runs on sarcasm and caffeine
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
