Funny, relatable, and perfectly sarcastic. The “Physically I’m Here… But Mentally I’m on a Cruise Ordering My Third Drink of the Day” T‑shirt is for anyone who’s mastered the art of daydreaming through reality.
Perfect for humor lovers, vacation enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys turning mental escapes into laughs, this tee makes attitude a laugh-out-loud statement. Because sometimes your mind is the real getaway.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, weekend vibes, or showing off your perfectly carefree side
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
