Funny, bold, and hilariously resilient. The “Life Tried To Chew Me Up And Shit Me Out. But I'm Built Like Corn.” T-shirt turns life's struggles into a ridiculous food-related comeback. No matter how much life throws your way, you're apparently the kind of person who refuses to break down—or go away quietly.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, survivors, dark-humor fans, stubborn optimists, and anyone who can laugh at life's chaos, this tee delivers a memorable mix of attitude, resilience, and wonderfully crude humor.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone who has mastered the art of surviving life's bullshit
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
