Funny, bold, and unapologetically profane. The “I Do Not Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly, Like A Echo Fucking Lady.” T-shirt celebrates the art of delivering every curse word with confidence, precision, and perfect pronunciation. This hilarious statement tee is perfect for anyone who doesn't just swear—they make sure every word is heard loud and clear.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, outspoken women, profanity lovers, witty friends, and anyone who takes their swearing seriously, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and plenty of knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with an unapologetically foul mouth
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |