Darkly funny, bold, and packed with attitude. The “My Heart Has No Room for You… But the Trunk of My Car Definitely Does” T-shirt is made for anyone who appreciates sharp humor with a mischievous edge.
Perfect for sarcasm lovers, fearless personalities, and people who enjoy a little dramatic humor, this tee turns savage wit into a laugh-out-loud statement. Because sometimes the best way to deal with nonsense is with a perfectly timed joke.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor bold
• Ideal for casual outings, friend hangouts, or showing off your perfectly wicked sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
