Can't Decide If I Need A Hug, an XL Coffee, 6 Shots of Vodka, Or 2 Weeks of Sleep T-Shirt

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Some days just hit harder than others—and this shirt captures that exact feeling. With the funny yet painfully relatable phrase “Can't Decide If I Need A Hug, an XL Coffee, 6 Shots of Vodka, Or 2 Weeks of Sleep,” this tee is perfect for anyone who survives life with sarcasm, caffeine, and humor.

Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s designed for all-day comfort whether you’re at work, lounging at home, or out trying to “cope” in style. This shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s a whole mood.

Premium cotton blend for softness and durability
Classic unisex fit for men and women
Hilarious, relatable design that always gets a laugh
Great gift for stressed-out friends, coffee addicts, or vodka enthusiasts

Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Chest (inches) 34–37 38–41 42–45 46–49 50–53 54–57

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