Some days just hit harder than others—and this shirt captures that exact feeling. With the funny yet painfully relatable phrase “Can't Decide If I Need A Hug, an XL Coffee, 6 Shots of Vodka, Or 2 Weeks of Sleep,” this tee is perfect for anyone who survives life with sarcasm, caffeine, and humor.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s designed for all-day comfort whether you’re at work, lounging at home, or out trying to “cope” in style. This shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s a whole mood.
Premium cotton blend for softness and durability
Classic unisex fit for men and women
Hilarious, relatable design that always gets a laugh
Great gift for stressed-out friends, coffee addicts, or vodka enthusiasts
Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |