Funny, savage, and unapologetically unbothered. The “I'll Eat A Bowl Of Water With A Fork Before I Give A Shit About Your Fucking Opinion Of Me.” T-shirt takes extreme indifference to an absurdly hilarious level. This bold statement tee makes it crystal clear that other people's opinions aren't getting a second thought, even if it means doing the impossible first.
Perfect for confident personalities, sarcastic adults, brutally honest people, sassy women, and anyone who genuinely couldn't care less what others think, this tee is sure to spark laughs, smiles, and plenty of knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, or anyone with an unapologetically unbothered attitude
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
