Funny, cheeky, and unapologetically petty. The “If I Were A Bird... I Know Exactly Who I'd Poop On.” T-shirt takes everyday irritation to a hilariously literal level. It’s the perfect sarcastic statement for anyone who has a few people in mind when it comes to expressing their displeasure from a safe distance.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, bird lovers, petty humor fans, coworkers, and anyone who enjoys a clever little revenge joke, this tee delivers plenty of attitude without saying a word.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a perfectly petty sense of humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
