Real, chaotic, and painfully accurate — this “Being a Parent Is Insane — Soon as You Wake Up, You Gotta Be a Servant Immediately” hoodie perfectly sums up the beautiful madness of parenthood. From the moment your eyes open, you’re on-duty: chef, chauffeur, therapist, personal assistant, snack distributor, and crisis manager — all before your first sip of coffee.
Warm, witty, and brutally honest, this hoodie lets every parent laugh at the truth while wearing it proudly.
• Ultra-soft, cozy fleece that feels like the break you never get
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for school runs, grocery missions, and surviving daily chaos
• Great for moms, dads, and anyone who loves their kids but also loves joking about the wild job they signed up for
• A hilarious, thoughtful gift for parents who appreciate honesty as much as they appreciate uninterrupted naps
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
