Our "Before Coffee, I’m Judgmental and Sarcastic" T-shirt is the ultimate truth serum for caffeine lovers. It lets everyone know that until that first cup hits, you’re operating on pure sass and side-eye. Relatable, witty, and just a little dangerous, it’s the perfect tee for mornings when your filter is still asleep.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for lounging, coffee runs, or warning coworkers before you’ve had your fix. With its relaxed unisex fit, it offers comfort while proudly showcasing your caffeine-fueled personality.
• Premium cotton blend for softness and durability
• Unisex fit for easy, everyday wear
• A perfect gift for coffee addicts and sarcastic souls
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
